chriStonerart

ʜɪ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ, ʜᴇʟʟᴏ!

• • 𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿 𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙎 ~ It only takes a minute (or two.. or five) ~ ••

• If you want a commission, please send me a message (so we can discuss all the details).

• My Scans are behind a Premium Download?! What Gives?! I have locked them behind on this platform because I need to make something for my living since it is my Full-time Job and Passion.

• They have those points for a Reason. The Scan has the absolute best raw uncompressed quality for each individual artwork you will get and you can print it in almost anything (that includes printing in ANY poster/photographic paper size [from the smallest A6 10.5 x 14.8 cm/4.1 x 5.8 inches - up to 3 meters/118.11 inches long without loosing quality], you can print at shirts etc.. even dance with it) [just don't remove my signature or I'll contact Liam Neeson]. It is only a one-time purchase (that's why that amount of points).

• Please don't come and send me any sort of message to give you free scans. IT WILL NOT HAPPEN.

• You might think that my art is ''expensive'', but I value my work very much (since it's unique and different), as I also take it seriously, and after I spend more than 80 hours (average) on a single piece of artwork, people must acknowledge and understand the difficulty of what an artist goes through to give you something you desire. Respect my time and my work.

• Alternatively If you go to my Etsy shop and purchase your favourite artwork on your desired print as a physical product, it will take a few days to make (usually 2-5 business days and then the very next day I ship your package. If you have trusting issues and worrying if I'm legit and whatnot, my reviews and my sales there are the only thing(s) you need to see. Shipping Costs are mine alone (no matter the Country!). Free Shipping for all

• Link to my Shop > https://www.etsy.com/shop/chriStonerart

● Now READ all the FAQs I write here before you send me any message, seriously. DO IT ●

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q: Can you please tell me in detail all the print sizes if I want to buy from your shop?

A: All Prints come in 30x21 cm (A4) [11.81 x 8.27 inches], 50x35 cm [19.69 x 13.78 inches], 70x50 cm [27.56 x 19.69 inches], and in 100x70 cm [39.37 x 27.56 inches] on High-Quality Photographic Poster Papers.

Q: On what papers are you drawing?

A: All my Original works are made in 70x50 cm (the big ones) and 50x35 cm (the medium size) on Schoeller Durex / Schoellershammer (Gloss - Matt) Papers (the best we have in Europe and my choice for quality).

Q: What are these ''horizontal grey'' lines on your artworks?

A: That's a Watermark. You should consider checking your eyesight if you see ''horizontal grey'' lines and not some text.

Q: What is a ''watermark''?

A: It's a mark on the water...

Q: Are you kidding me?

A: Are you?

Q: AI Art is Superior, Traditional art is trash.. why wasting your time?

A: Keep saying that to yourself.

Q: Who is this octopus--monica-lady in this background?!

A: That's my very first [REALLY Good] Digital Artwork I made a few months back (after a lot of attempts and hundreds of hours). I'm no expert in digital art at all, but since I've learned Procreate a bit, also know Photoshop and Illustrator quite sometime now (and since I Mod most of my Games on PC *yep useless info*), I needed to learn the basics.. so that's what got me into learning Digital Art.

Q: Will you continue making Digital Art, or will you stay on Traditional?

A: I like Digital Art, but I love Traditional, so I will stay in the physical side.

Q: Bro.. what the hell... why ''Stoner'' are you serious.. are you smoking?!

A: My Greek surname is ''Petrakos'' ''Petra'' in Greek means ''Stone'', so I wanted my artistic username to be catchy. And I hate smoking btw.

Q: I love your work.. but, I think your Original Artworks and your Premium Scans cost a bit much?

A: Tell me another joke.

Q: Why you don't have available even smaller print sizes than A4 on your Etsy Shop?

A: I thought you couldn't tell me another joke... but you actually managed it.

Q: Why should I pay you for a premium Digital Download and not just download it myself and remove the Watermark?

A: Good luck.

Q: If I buy a specific artwork from your Shop, what I will get at my home?

A: The specific artwork.

Q: What can I do with the purchased Scan?

A: Do whatever you want with it. It's yours to print it on whatever surface you like. Just don't remove my signature and post it somewhere else as your own, because I will hunt you for real if I find out.

Q: Why should I pay 50€ for just a print?

A: Why do you pay 50€ to put nails on your nails?

Q: Come on.. can you give me a serious answer why your art is expensive?

A: You pay for the uniqueness of my art, and then for a paper that has a meaning. Stop being that guy.

Q: Can I have a different size for the print I want?

A: Send me a message about the dimensions you want and I'll see what I can do.

Q: Why do you like fantasy so much?

A: Reality is often disappointing.

Q: Do you live in your own world?

A: I live in my house.

Q: What is Art?

A: What is Love?

Q: ...uh.. why do I see a lot of boobs in this gallery?!

A: They relieve my stress.

Q: Are you a boob-lover?

A: I admire women.

Q: I admire women too but I don't like big boobs?!

A: You like Xbox, I like PlayStation.

Q: But.. why so many big boobs?

A: I had enough car accidents, the airbag opened a lot of times back in the days. I was dreaming of the softness of the bags every day.. someday I fell in love, and my passion for big boobs was created.

Q: Is this a joke?

A: Yesn't.

Q: Are you sexist?

A: I ran my antivirus and it said that your weird question is invalid.

Q: But why not enough butt?

A: Butt... that's a big but.

Q: Why only nudes my man?

A: I already told you above to go check your eyesight.

Q: Why do you make topless some of your works?

A: It's clearly a matter of subject and aesthetics. Sometimes I prefer them topless, sometimes I don't.

Q: Will you ever draw as many males as you have females?

A: I don't know if they will be ''as many'' but yes. Keep track of my Gallery if you want, and you won't miss anything.

Q: Why do you do only Traditional Art?

A: It has a soul.

Q: You say Digital Art has no soul?

A: Digital Art has a jpg file.

Q: Can you make something for me?

A: Yes.

Q: Can you also make p*rn?

A: Yes, but I won't.

Q: But why?

A: You have Internet for that.

Q: But your Gallery has a lot of Nudes?

A: Nudity is not p*rn.

Q: I think Nudity is P*rn?

A: I directed Lord of the Rings.

Q: Damn bro.. why I haven't seen this art gallery before?

A: Damn.

Q: Are all of these works ''custom'' as you say?

A: Yes, almost every artwork I make has a unique aesthetic and touch. Being different (and weird) is only a good thing. Why Lucifer was banished from Heaven? Because he didn't liked pop music.

Q: Are you good at your work?

A: Is this a serious question, or a serious question?

Q: How many hours do you draw per day?

A: Yes.

Q: Can I buy more than one artwork from your gallery/shop?

A: Yes.

Q: Why do you charge so much for your works?

A: Yes.

Q: Can you give me a small discount code for my purchases on your Etsy Shop?

A: Yes.

Q: Will they arrive on time?

A: Yes.

Q: You are a bit strange, how do you pass your free time?

A: Yes.

Exhaustion is not an option. You should be proud that you reached down here. Go do something else now